A date once told me I was like Diane Cort ("Say Anything"): a brain trapped in the body of a game show hostess. Thank you east coast education and ballet background. I'm funny and sweet and sharp as a nail without a lot of rust. I come from an artsy family. My grandmother created the Renaissance Faire in Southern California, so I grew up around a bunch of sacbut toting gypsies with fake english accents. That's where I got my ironic and bawdy sense of humor. I enjoy my profession: I get to travel (from Hawaii to Oslo last year), write stuff, teach, and give sordid life coaching advice on Playboy Radio.
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My Ideal Person:
Smart is important. Funny is good too. Yummy kisser doesn't hurt. Gainfully employed is a good idea. It would also be nice if you didn't work for Halliburton. In the end I can write a shopping cart of attributes, but the right person is the right person, and that can't really be itemized.
You're the kind of guy who can see past the money raining down in photo #4 to think, "Ah. That's what she looks like on her back with her heels in the air."
The last great book I read
The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language
My most humbling moment
Driving stick in Ireland and hitting a bus within my first
hour on the road. The bus driver was very nice about it. I
got better at not hitting things.
The celebrity I resemble the most
I get Courtney Cox a lot. A homeless woman on La Cienega loved
me on Friends.
If I could be anywhere right now
I have a friend from Iceland who insists that elves are real
and a fact of life there. I wanna see some elves! I also want
to go to Istanbul, St. Petersburg, and Greece.
Fill in the blank: _____ is sexy; _____ is sexier.
Charm is sexy; authenticity is sexier.
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